2026 Presidential Run

Ok so i have decided to run for President in 2026, as your president i promise to make stripping a required course for all graduating female seniors from highschool, all fat people ( fat being 25+ pounds over average weight for you height) will be relocated to Canada.. Smoking is bad... It will be legal to have more than 1 wife... It will no longer be illegal to beat the shit out of anyone who deserves it.. If there are any problems people will be allowed to fight to the death to settle the dispute.. Vegetarians will eat meat or be eaten.. No more hippys... And finally as my final promise as Future President it will no longer be illegal to speed, if you want to speed your way up to your meeting with death thats on you... My offical Presidential Slogan will be, "The time to choose, the time to lose, the time to beat down those dirty hippy's, My name is Jason and i am running for the office of the President of the United States, dont player hate !!! ". I thank you ahead for your support in what looks like to be a great election..

The Giant Cat..

So its Black Friday, pretty gay huh, abunch of no life people going to Wal-Mart and other places lookin for deals when actually they raise the prices and put a big red discount sticker on it... Nice!!! Sitting here in a kiosk doesnt help matters anymore and i'm watching those very people right now lug huge bags from store to store. Its times like these where i start to think becoming a theft would really pay. Especially today, nobody is paying attention or anything and the security at the stores are like 19 year old punks that feel big and bad because they wear a jacket that says "SECURITY" ooohh am i suppose to be scared or should i just laugh in your face, i dare you to try and tackle me for taking shirt... Anyway thats enough with my Rant oh by the way enjoy your holiday which ever one you celebrate, and remember kiddies there is always the giant cat there to eat you up if you give me any shit...

A Thanksgiving Story

It was the night before Thanksgiving and all through the house, not a creature was stirring not even a mouse. The turkey was killed by the hands of my brother its evident in the video he's a sick motherfucker. Jess-ho and Jenn-ho plucked it all night while i played with baby Jase most of the night. With the turkey all plucked all guted all clean all i can imagine is moms homemade stuffing, its good to the taste all moist and soft, the mashed potatos are fluffy and their not chunky at all. So we come to the end of my little poem and just to remember its called the turkey poem, Goobles was his name so may he rest in piece or atleast at the bottom of my belly.. GOD BLESS GOOBLES...

Turkey Patch Butchering Video

BEWARE !!! GRAPHIC DEPECTION OF TURKEY PATCH BUTCHERING !!! VIEW DESCRETION IS ADVISED !!!!! Hey whats up we wraped up Turkey Patch 2004 last nite with the butchering of our beloved Goobles the Turkey.... It was interesting to say the least, the video is very gross and you shouldnt let little kids watch it.. Enjoy and as always if you dont like what u see dont watch it, its the freedom of speech .... http://www.streamload.com/Deliver/Deliver.asp?cxInstID=15273291&nodeID=230452223&returnPage=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Estreamload%2Ecom%2FNodes%2FNode%2Easp%3FcxInstID%3D15273291%26nodeID%3D215926140%26alreadyCurrentTab%3Dtrue

Turkey Patch Video

Well its finished, Turkey Patch 2004 wrapped up and everything turned out to be great. Heres a link to the video which is now up, Enjoy !!!! http://www.streamload.com/Deliver/Deliver.asp?cxInstID=15273291&nodeID=2106495789&returnPage=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Estreamload%2Ecom%2FNodes%2FNode%2Easp%3FcxInstID%3D15273291%26nodeID%3D215926140

Turkey Patch 2004 !!!!

Welcome to the first annual Turkey Patch 2004 !!!! Basically my little brother wants to buy a turkey, kill it and make his girl pluck it. We leave for the Turkey Patch on Saturday the 20th and everyone is urged to attend. Email me for details...

Today was a Good Day..

Wow today was a really good day, i got more dirt on Radio$hack and i feel confident that they will go bankrupt within the next 10 years. Anyway i believe i had like 2 people look at my site, i sold 2 phones at work and i managed to fix a couple of computers. Just some self realizations today as well but its not as bad as i originally thought and life is getting better.. And remember kiddies a day without blood is like a day without sunshine...

Here is the next generation of me, he was born on October 5th 2004, He is every bit of evil as i am...