Friday, December 24, 2004

Satin Clause

He is out there watching, who you may ask well its Satin Clause and now i shall sing you the Satin Clause song... You better watch out, you better not shout, you better not run out im telling you why, Satin Clause is coming to town, he's making his list and he's checkin it twice, he's gonna find out who's been a wise guy, Satin Clause is comin to town... He see's you when your sleeping, he knows that your a fake, he'll kick your ass if you mess with his money and that is your mistake,So you better watch your back, you better not snitch, if he finds you hiding in your closet he will bury you in a ditch, SATIN CLAUSE IS COMIN TO TOWN, SATIN CLAUSE IS COMIN TOWN, SATIN CLAUSE IS COMIN TO TOWN...

So boys and girls thats the story of Satin Clause, dont cross him or he may show up Christmas Eve ready to collect on your ass.....

Sunday, December 19, 2004

The Christmas Pidgeon !!!

I am in need of some live shots of Pidgeons anyone that can help can send me a pic of it thats cool and if anyone has any pics of a pidgeon blowing up or anything send it as well....

Friday, December 17, 2004

Motor Swap Part 1

Ok i know what your thinking and yes its true, i have yet again decided to try and fix a vehicle. Im getting better at it atleast this time i have all the parts and tools... Well we got the motor out last night and i have come to the conclusion there is abunch of useless shit on cars so i decided to take off alot of things from the car. I have a pic of the hole in my motor caused by some unknown source lol.... Ill post it later but its is the size of a silver dollar... Part 2 will take place after the holiday season so be prepared to face the wrath of the red civic....

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Bantha Fodder

Ok so its like this i hate fucking people for real, everyone is so into the ME ME ME MINE MINE MINE THIS THIS THIS, because people dont know the true meaning of the holiday season... SO FUCKERS BUY ME SOMETHING GOOD THIS YEA OR ILL BE PISSED AT YOU FOR THE NEXT 6 MONTHS !!!!!

Friday, December 10, 2004

Sprint in Talks to Buy Nextel for $36 Bln

Sprint Corp. is close to an agreement buy Nextel Communications Inc. for more than $36 billion in a mostly stock deal that would combine the No. 3 and No. 5 U.S. wireless telephone companies, sources familiar with the situation said on Friday. A Sprint-Nextel merger would face some expensive technology hurdles due to the incompatible wireless systems used in their networks, analysts said. Still, the companies still would benefit by gaining more wireless spectrum to transmit calls and a more diverse customer base. Nextel currently caters to high-paying corporate customers with its walkie-talkie-type telephones, while Sprint has targeted mass-market customers such as families and teenagers.
"We believe that a potential combination of Sprint and Nextel would make sense on a number of measures, including spectrum position, network technology upgrade path and the complementary nature of the two customer bases," Merrill Lynch analyst James Moynihan said in a research report. The companies, which have held on-again, off-again talks over the past year, renewed negotiations in recent days for merger that would create a wireless giant with about 39 million customers to rival industry leaders Cingular Wireless and Verizon Wireless. Media reports said Sprint Chairman and Chief Executive Gary Forsee would be chief executive of the combined company, while Nextel Chief Executive Tim Donahue would be executive chairman. The board of the directors would be evenly split between the two companies, the reports said. Under the terms currently being considered, Sprint aims to pay 1.3 shares of Sprint stock for each share of Nextel, sources familiar with the situation said. An agreement could be announced next week, barring any complications, the sources said. Based on current stock prices, Sprint's offer would value Nextel at about $36.3 billion, or $31.38 a share. That price would include a small component that would give Sprint a slightly larger ownership stake in the company for tax purposes, sources said.
Nextel shares, which had slumped for much of the day and erased a portion of the gains seen on Thursday, spiked nearly 4 percent on Friday afternoon after Reuters first reported the expected exchange ratio on the deal. The stock again retreated to close at $29.76, down 5 cents, on Nasdaq. Shares of Sprint, the most actively traded stock on the New York Stock Exchange, shed 14 cents to close at $24.14. A deal may involve Sprint eventually spinning off its traditional telephone business so the combined company would offer only wireless services, the sources said. The combined company may keep both the Nextel and Sprint brand names, the sources said.
SO FUCK YOU NEXTEL AND ALL YOU REDNECK SHIT'S !!!!!!!

Tuesday, December 07, 2004


OK, I'm just posting this without the permission of mailto:zzpat@yahoo.com because on his grossly liberal and painfully misguided sight http://zzpat.tripod.com/ he expressly said that this image couldn't be used without his permission. As a matter of fact, I think I'm just going to go ahead and say this is MY original artwork that HE stole from me! *Let the lawsuits begin!*

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Monday, December 06, 2004

Wanted!! SLEEP!!!!!

Ok so lets just say for the moment that for the past couple of days i may have been in abit of a bad mood, maybe its because i have only gotten about 5 hours total of sleep in the past 2 days... hmm it makes one wonder.... Ok so now for the funny, yesterday i was sitting here at work doing what i always do... play Halo2, well my cell rang and i picked it up and to much of my surprise it was "BOB" (<---Fake name) one of my former employees at Radio$hack.. Well he told me that he had gotten a letter in the mail stating that they wanted him to give them $250.. See "BOB" was fired for stealing so leave it Radio$hack to try and get more money from him... that is just to funny... I have pretty much been boycotting them since i quit no longer than a month ago.. Its nice not having to work for a company that has no sense of moral direction or business ethics.. Enough with my rant on that i could go on for the next hour on how they fuck thier employees out of money... So anyway "BOB" got this letter and i was like ok dude what do you want me to do pay it and he said yea and i was like i wasnt the dumb shit stealing and i hung up on him, i have begun to notice a pattern of anger managment problems with lack of sleep. Like today i had a guy come in and buy a phone and pay his deposit, well lets just say i wasnt nice to him at all, actually i was a dick and i dont know why, this guy didnt do anything to me but i felt it was my obligation to make this the longest and worst experience in this guys life..... Neat huh.... All will be better soon my day off starts tomorrow and my family is gone to the Bahamas till Saturday so i have some well deserved time alone..

Saturday, December 04, 2004

Cashing Out on Life

Ok so here it is i have been really thinking about going home. I mean like HOME, not like down the street home, like back to Ireland home and checkin that place out.. I mean my family did come from there right... I am really starting to hate the normalness of life.. This sucks i am so bored and my motor hasnt came yet and my family left for the bahamas.. What the hell you know.. Oh yea i hate work... But anyway enough for now i am plotting something to which the likes of anyone has yet to see.....

Thursday, December 02, 2004

This Week @ Jason

Hello and welcome to the first of many "This Week @ Jason" this is a segment i would like to start up until after the holiday season... This weeks segment will consist of a question and answer session...
Question: What does Jason want for Christmas?
Answer : This year i really wanted that laptop i have been promised for the past 2 years but because of a CERTAIN sibling , (she knows who she is) i am tired of this shit, I guess ill settle for some clothes that i dont want and a lame ass tree.....

Well stay tuned for next weeks segment.....

Damn it !!

Ok lets start the list of things that really piss me off...
1. Guys who obsesse over girls that treat them like shit... You know who im talking about Pletch!!
2. Girls that cant make up their mind about things...
3. My mom..
4. My lazy ass sister, you need to pay someone to watch your fucking kid just dont show up at the house or ill put him in the dog cage outside!!!!
5. OTHER PEOPLES KIDS !!!! I dont wanna hear your kid bitch because your a bad parent...
6. Corporate Fucking Monopoly's
7. Cinemax fake ass sex scenes
8. The Ford Escort
9. People who steal.. Dont steal my shit you lazy ass fucks......