2026 Presidential Run

Ok so i have decided to run for President in 2026, as your president i promise to make stripping a required course for all graduating female seniors from highschool, all fat people ( fat being 25+ pounds over average weight for you height) will be relocated to Canada.. Smoking is bad... It will be legal to have more than 1 wife... It will no longer be illegal to beat the shit out of anyone who deserves it.. If there are any problems people will be allowed to fight to the death to settle the dispute.. Vegetarians will eat meat or be eaten.. No more hippys... And finally as my final promise as Future President it will no longer be illegal to speed, if you want to speed your way up to your meeting with death thats on you... My offical Presidential Slogan will be, "The time to choose, the time to lose, the time to beat down those dirty hippy's, My name is Jason and i am running for the office of the President of the United States, dont player hate !!! ". I thank you ahead for your support in what looks like to be a great election..